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Sun, Mar. 23rd, 2008, 10:40 am

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!!

Sun, Mar. 23rd, 2008 09:02 pm (UTC)

Today he told us he was trying to explain Easter to his wife (she's the really Jewish one) and he said he didn't know what the rabbit and the eggs had to do with it, but he did know why the rabbit was hiding the eggs... because he didn't want anyone to know he was screwing a chicken.

Sun, Mar. 23rd, 2008 09:04 pm (UTC)

Oh man, this guy sounds awesome.

Sun, Mar. 23rd, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC)

Every year for Passover, his wife has a big dinner and they invite a bunch of friends. We always take turns reading the story (which takes more or less all evening, with a couple breaks for eating), and he sits there making random comments the whole time. Also, he always throws the hardboiled eggs across the table to each person.